it's going down

2009-07-20T16:15:00.002+08:00

I was just watching Guinness records on channel 5 and i saw this.....

just click on it to zoom in.
WTF MAN -..-
JUST FUCKING CUT YOUR NAILS LA AH SOH.
It's so gross, brown and.... long..
ok i m enjoying my bak kwa.
i love pork.
i'll never abandon my pork...
furever luving you.

2009-07-16T17:14:00.006+08:00

this is so funny i do not know what to say man

anyways i got to tell everyone something,
but i forgot already cos i watched the video and distracted me ._.

today on bus 700 back home,
guess what i saw right smack in my face...

holy mackerel O..O
That thick, and black, on... .. a. .... . girl. wtf.
I was so stunned i couldn't stop staring at it.
at times when you see something so disgusting, though its disgustingly digusting, you'll still continue looking at it. fucking disgusting.
i wanted to.. help her pluck it ONE BY ONE.
ah ok.
And then, ystd when I was downstairs
I saw monkeys sooooooo cutsie pie baby ones somemore.

um ok gudbye I'm gonna eat bananas.

O ya! everyone, go play neopets!
i've been playing it EVRY.. SINGLE... DAY for the past 3 weeks.
It is so fun i swear on my anus.
i hate people asking me if I'm studying for my O's
I hate O levels, Whats the big deal when you can just stay home all day and eat corn beef... :8| Thats how big my nostrils are flaring right now
i hate it, cos.... i dont know... .. how to study..

2009-07-06T14:55:00.003+08:00

I feel like eating peanut butter jelly bread...

OH AND MY PHONE GOT CUT SO I CAN ONLY RECEIVE MSGS AND CALLS -_-

2009-06-29T11:17:00.008+08:00

ok after a long while,
A note to everyone: Please do not laugh at my photos, we all love meji.
A note to self: buy bread from 205 later

I having chinese class now and i am very very bored.
Someone told me something very interesting this morning.
H1N1 IS NOT SWINE FLU andddd
All along i thought it was the same thing -_-

I am so hungry for pasta fuck I'm so hungry
very hungry I'm picturing the pasta in my head and i'm really hungry

ok i have to go now my palz.

Goodbye.

2009-05-27T16:15:00.002+08:00

MY MOM IS HEADING TO PERTH

THIS FRIDAY FOR 10 DAYS O..O

noooooo i dont want my mom to go

I wont be able to laugh at her every single day when she giggles to herself while chatting

foo, *hints hints* eyebrows eyebrows ^^

anyways, i went swimming on monday ahhahaha

i tanned abit however some people just cannot tell the difference

darren's gig on the 6th!

heheheh can't wait to stand at the door and sell tics ^-^

i miss jia so much

she text me this morning at 5 am

Yay i very happy :)

i miss her soooo much pls come back to spore soon

cos obviously,

obvi ous ly, there's no way i'd be able to go there -..-

I LOVE YOU, JIA LIN :3 heheheheh

2009-05-12T20:12:00.005+08:00

i am so bored

i went to lot1 today with siti ^-^v

I'm waiting for baby to get here.

i am so hungry.

picture of me eating meji chocolate at home

picture of me eating hello panda on a roller coaster

picture of me eating hello panda in paris

picture of me still eating hello panda in space

picture of me eating hello panda in the sky

picture of me eating hello panda in china sea

i have practical tomorrow -.-

i'm so sleepy yawns.

2009-03-17T00:27:00.007+08:00

YAMMmmmMMMmMmMm

MMm YAmunei Yameiiiiiiii

* meditates*

WAH PARIS!

MY MOUTH LOOK LIKE ANAL

HOLE AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cute????? HE he **,, ~~

DARREN (HAHAHAHHHAA)

Mysterious is my middle name

cb ugly face

TUNNEL TO MY NOSTRILS

went to vivo today with smelly

hehehehe

luv him to the macs (O..O)

then met foo gene chinzura rico jon nizam @ paradiz

foo's mom fetched us from ameen hehehehe

miss her very very very much

probably going over to foo's tomorrow and bringing my wii

to have some trauma center woohoo (--.)\m/

ok gudnight gudbye

2009-03-16T01:37:00.002+08:00

THIS IS FUNNY SHIT
AHAHHAHA

Stayed home the whole day today
really really bored ._.
waiting for love to get back from work
I'm sitting alone in the living room, sitting in front of the tv
with 2 toasted bread with scrambled eggs, fan turn on, atmosphere moist
ok ok fine i'm just describing whatever i see

ah i'm so bored no shit seriously
holidays for a week i dont know what i'm gonna do
i wanna watch wagonballs Z

i think the girl on the poster quite hot hehehehee

i walked down my stairs today
AND I SAW PANTIES HANGING ON THE BARS
IT WAS...
....
..

....
...

GRANNY PANTIES WTF SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH WITH RASPBERRY CREAM
ITS FUCKING HUGE
I think if i wear it, it'll reach just right under my breasts O.o

2009-03-13T00:09:00.003+08:00

Butter & Jam(gem)

Butter the thumbdrive, Jam(gem) the real dog

my legs are aching after ystds' PE session

infact my entire body -_-

skipped sports day today

haji marina then suntec with love today

school again tmrw then

its 1 whole week of no school & grouchy mornings

hehehehhaheahehaheahea

webcam with jia recently

today when i was at city hall mrt

it reminded me so much about her cos it was the usual meeting point

:' really really miss her much

its 12 and i still can't sleep -_-

my cousins back from aussie!!!! Woohooooo gathering on Sat evening :D

Yeahhhhhhh (--.)v

2009-03-08T19:28:00.009+08:00

nice?

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Im so bored right now

I'm doing a face mask

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my weekends are always sleepless

ton the night at hv again

darrens bird day's today Hahahahaha

happy birdays to you superman hair ! :8)

and foo was there finally after so many months hehe

breakfast at batok hehehe

reached home at about 8 plus feeling so fucked up ahhaahhaa

haven't had lunch -_-

i'm so hungry i could eat 8 female cows

luvs jamming now

school again tmr wah i hate school no shit digs nose sticks on screen

fucking watch this

HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHH ROFKL MAN SERIOUS MAN BOOBS BIGGER THAN MY HEAD

2009-03-02T22:17:00.008+08:00

Look at me, I is runway model walking up the stairs he --- he--- he

WHY MY ARMS SO FAT HERE LIKE TE KA(PIGS LEGS)? HAIX

She cried, I wanted to stick pisai on her fore head

The Philippino took a blur pic for us -_-

TODAY I SAW TWO FAT LARDS WAY AT THE END

OF THE BUS MAKING OUT O.O

NON STOP THORUGHOUT THE WHOLE HIGHWAY

FAT, UGLY AND MAKING OUT SO OPENLY GO BURN YOUR ANAL HOLE

AND THE GUY WAS TOUCHING(YEAH PATTING) THE FAT MINAH *_*

SHE'S THRICE MY SIZE AHHHH

I'M SO SCARED I WANNA EAT MYSELF UP

went back from school asap tdy

had a really bad headache like pisais conquering my brain

spent saturday with siti met fit too haven't changed one bit

had time with family

then met love and darren at heeren

overnight at darren's again (n.n)

we've been doing this for three times in a row every week

talked to jia ystd for quite awhile

i miss her soooo much

she's so cute, lmao on the phone

i need to get more lingerie ahhahahahaha

ok goodbai anuses.

2009-03-01T14:51:00.002+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA I Feel like eating takoballllllll *~*

2009-02-25T09:38:00.002+08:00

I'm having a high fever :(

AHhhhhHhH today Of all days

I HAD A NIGHTMARE AGAIN!!!

I dreamt i was being chased by the boogeyman

then i hid in the sauna for so many hours SAUNA.

it was so god damn warm inside

i woke up feeling so warm and weak cos i was having fever -__-

Haix.

vivo later if my fever subsides ^-^

2009-02-24T10:58:00.008+08:00

sentosa tmrw with the mates ^-^

IM GONNA TAN TILL I TURN BRACK

ah i need to get ham later in the evening too to have picnic hehehe

thats if it doesn't rain

No School today and i woke up late to get online for edulearn

I got shocked by Mrs low's voice -_-

cos i was still asleep

what more i didn't see who called before answering

i need to head to jurong later to get cash

yeahhhh no more eating bread from home for recess ^-^

no more asking around for change for 55cents

anyways,

siti's birthday is on friday :)

but she has plans, so I'm taking her out on saturday instead hehehe

luv her

i m so bored right now

i m too lazy to do my edu-learn for geography

i m very hungry

i love to eat bak kwa

and i dreamt i had no nipples!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA i was laughing my ass off when i woke up

Just.

imagine.

your body.

with.

no.

Nipples.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok might not be funny to you, but imagine girls with no nipples O.o

HAHAHAHAHAHA

it'll look like the kind of paos with the black thing inside.

Girls.

Boobs.

No nipples.

HAHahahHAHhahahahHAHahahahHAHAahH

2009-02-15T22:32:00.016+08:00

got home @ 5 ystd

spent the night with the cutest

gotta go central tmrw -__-

haixxx

i miss jia so much she so cute i love her single room with no toilet door

hahahahahaha

school again ah i hate school

but i'd be able to see siti and friends hehehehehe

i feel like eating hor fun please somebody buy me hor fun at magicwok at sengshiong thanks love you kiss you

i came across this blog and

i read the funniest shit today

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(singaporegirlcybersex.blogspot.com)

5:02:49 PM
i am as bian tai as usual lor..
2/6/2009
5:03:15 PM
got 1 time i saw u wear sexy spagetti dress or top.. think is blue color.. i went to toilet n stroke my kuku bird

1:27:51 AM
i very long din lick n suck girl's pussy le
1:27:59 AM
n the unwash panties i hav all dried up
1:28:03 AM
pussy smell not strong le
1:28:09 AM
wish your pussy is in front of me

GoldenGirl
for what come your house?
12:53:33 AM
make out or make love lor
12:54:23 AM
GoldenGirl
huh later pregnant how?
12:54:32 AM
i fu-ze <-- O..O

1:39:55

u CUMMED???
1:40:57 AM
puppylove
huh huh
1:41:01 AM
puppylove
what cummed ?
1:41:06 AM
pussy juice come out
1:41:09 AM
orgasm
1:41:13 AM
climaz
1:41:16 AM
climax
1:44:40 AM
puppylove
lol dn tell u

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KU KU BIRD..... .... OLD SKUL.

this is so funny

2009-02-14T13:35:00.006+08:00

HAHAHAHA SORRY YOU EVERYTIME CALL WRONG TIME

AND MY PHONE IS ALWAYS ON SILENT!!!

PLEASE SEND ME SOME MAIL, I WANNA LIKE RECEIVE

SOME MAIL THAT I CAN REPLY TO,UNLIKE THOSE

MAILS THAT ONLY INFORMS YOU BOUT THINGS HEHEHEHEHE

a day with love ystd ^-^

met foo and kim awhile @ borders hahahha

foo didn't wanna read some books with me, haix throw pisai at you

got home late again

my energy level was drained

cos i had school and didn't get my evrydy aftnoon nap -_-

bought neon-pink polish was painting my nails in KFC while fatty was eating

then i felt a very very very bad aura, it just wasn't right.. ...

i turned my head, saw aunties beside

me teeth gray colour oneee(eeeee dirty galz never brush gigi)

then they laugh like witches seriously

speak hokkien

HOKKIEN WITCHES ON A BROOMSTICK HA-HA.

nicks bday today and it's also valentine's

i hate people who take this day as an opportunity to make $$$

was walking down the stretch in town, i saw this

woman trying to sell balloons at 8 bux.

ripoff mother rats!!

ah jia pls mail me your address hehehehe thnxxx

OH YA.

FOO HAS RETARDED NAILS HA HA HA HA HA

GO DIP YOUR FINGERS IN EFFICIENT NAIL GROWTH SYRUP.

YSTD I GOT HOME...

NO ONE TILL 9AM

I AM SO BORED MY MOM IS HAVING A HANGOVER HA HA HA HA LOZER 4 LFYE

O.K BYE *~*

2009-02-11T21:01:00.002+08:00

HATE SCHOOL HATE BEING

BROKE HATE SCHOOL IT PARTS ME FROM MY LIFE

didn't go to school today -_-

prbly gonna meet foo tmr heheheheh

haven't seen her in awhile seriously

went to lot1 today with siti she is so cute i wanna squish her into a tupperware

and in the handicap toilet,

there's toilet bowl for the kids and the normal size ones

the kids one is really miniature

i love farza

i love gem

goodbye

2009-02-04T00:04:00.002+08:00

talking to love now ^_^
ah i am so bored
and i just finish doing my si zi..
I know la, wtf si zi
brings back primary school days;
Mo Laoshi always nagging,
catching us for peeping at our txtbks during ting xie.

and siti is sick,
her tummy is always hurting :(
she not coming to school tmw ah I'm all alone in school
besides ter nurul lissa farah and the other love ones

ok i need to sleep soon
i am so tired
good bai

JIA I HAVENT BEEN TALKING TO YOU ONLINE
WHY NEVER SKYPE??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

2009-02-01T22:07:00.005+08:00

you fucking need to watch the whole vid I swear

I love my wife and kids

chinese NY this yr was bad

really really had no mood or whatsoever to have reunions

family s' breaking up and i hate it

school tomorrow again -__-

i hate school too

and especially hate the mosquito bite on my ass

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET MOSQUITO BITES

ON MY ASS WHEN I ALWAYS WEAR JEANS????!!?!?!

haiXXX

I am so sleepy my craving for Oheya is driving me insane

i neeeeed oheyaaaa ~

ah anyways

I'm gonna wait for fatty farza to get back from work ^-^

luv him much

2009-01-31T00:11:00.015+08:00

23rd Jan 09'

Last outing with jia

sad yet happy ocassion :')

I wasn't even here yet O..o

wenna unhappy,

Actually wanna take photo w me hhehehe

foo standard face Just notice her in the rest of the pics

Cutest

AGAIN THE STANDARD FACE OF FOO

once again standard face

standard face again...

standard face again

sexies

act cute fur3ver

Model wannabe HA--HA--HA

I learn from AMTM onee hehehehe

Standard face again

MySTERI0u$ my Middle Namee

COCK EYE TO THE MAXIMUS 1

COCK EYE TO THE MAXIMUS 2

''~!AH LIAN XIAO FIREEEE! ~ ''

2009-01-26T00:49:00.002+08:00

Marina with cutiez on Friday

Will upload the rest when i've got time and the pictures.

Gotta get up @ 10 tmr

feeling really lethargic

what makes it worse is Jia leaving for canada

it's just too soon,

wishin' she owaes try Be viSitz us in Singarpoor ^-^

2009-01-21T15:21:00.004+08:00

I AM HOME JET PACKED AND READY TO JERK OFF!

I HAVE A DICK :8)

Ah my dad's arriving in S'pore on thursday, 12mn

really really miss him much

tday's a bad day

AND FOO DIDN'T SEND ME MY ESSAY KNN

I'M PROBABLY GONNA GET A DEMERIT I WANNA BEAT YOU UP FOO

DU LAN

ok. nevermind, she my dar, excused ^-^ hehehehhe

Sooooo...

what's the plan fr today?

HaiXXX

i hate my country i hate my national anthem :3

I realized how much effort i had actually put in my previous r/s

built the walls with all my might to have it demolished just like that

still remembering the lil bits and pieces that make up that ball of memories

as much as I know i shldn't be thinking bout' such things

i can't seem to not do so for some reason or other

feelings are gone I'm very certain

but i rmbed how those days just had me so caught up

feeling very apart from the world.

Now i've found my cutest boy,

knowing he loves me as much

i'm so afraid of hurting him

he's most fragile to me

i really wanna give him everything i can

cos at times when i'm really so torn up

he tickles me with his corniness and his chuck norris jokes

put aside the extreme clinginess and

the part of him being so into himself,

i know i'll never fall so low again cos

each passing day he ensures me with his heartfelt love

and i extremelyyyy adore him

2009-01-18T14:34:00.001+08:00

I AM SO BORED AT HOME

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2009-01-17T14:33:00.005+08:00

Went to town with jia wenna and foo ^_^

heheehehe

foo was super du lan,

then she vent it on me

HaiXXXX

Point middle finger ah,

fuck my face ah

Pur tur tur ah

HaiXXXX i hate china.

They change people.

Anyways, met them at far east wallked walked walked

@ starbucks

seriously, everyone's cam has this

WHA SEX FACE HAHAHA

The cutiez

Nice.

Nicer.

later went to borders

We were like playing with mac's com photobooth

HAHAHAHA

cheapsk8 gals

we were like taking pictures and only after awhile we

realized that the bigger screen beside was showing what we were doing -__-

@ epic center

ORH PIZAI

Love their everything

Met the crew,

stayed up at Hv again -_-

was awake for 24 hrs

I was so freaked cos' we were talking about things* that really do exist

Sheez kebab.

Luckily i had darren to send me back ^-^

if not I'll really knock on foo's to let me in.

I'm heading to lot1 soon with saitik hehehehe

gonna go stationery shopping tgther v^-^v

GeeKx fur Lyf3 \m/

Gudbai

2009-01-13T23:01:00.003+08:00

THIS IS MEGA FUCKING ULTRA SHIT FULL CUTE

SCHOOL WAS SO FUCKING BORING

I AM SO TIRED

I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL

I'M SO HUNGRY

I WANNA EAT BAKED POTATOES.

2009-01-11T23:26:00.003+08:00

Bit of NY's Pics

My trademark pic, yeahhhh

omg i am so sick and tired of updating my blog -_-

i am so sleepy

school has started and it sux

I have to wake up at 6 every morning

and can only leave school at 3, 4 latest.

i miss holidays, yet i hated it without the presence of cold cash

i've been spending lots of time with love ^-^

I don't know what's gonna happen in months to come

I miss my dad

I miss how we used to spend every weekend as a family

really i could turn back time to how every was so perfect

sometimes on bus rides i'd think about what's ahead

cos' I'm so afraid of what's to come and

how things are gonna turn out after the divorce

at least i know, love and friends closest to heart would be there

i might seem happy all the time,

but having to know that i'm gonna lose a dad hurts quite bad

anyways, went to town with the crew today, as always

all so retardly cute

seriously unable to ever not use the word 'cute' to describe them

anddddddd i ate a banana from 7-11

i love bananas

i love hor fun

i love to eat

i love my dog, gem( JAM HAHAHAHA)

i love farza

i love vitasoy

i love my dad

i love my super cute sister

i love zoey jia and wenna

i love siti too

haiXXX.

school tmr -_-

i hate school,

except for the fact i'll be able to spend 6hours everyday with my gal palz ^-^

i bought noodles from kimsanleng juz now

and i can share my noodles with siti tmr hehehehehe

but i don't know if she'd mind,

later she say got chinese smell -_-

WHY CHINESE FOOD GOT CHINESE SMELL???

JUST LIKE KHONG GUAN BISCUITS.

Oh And i am so so so so happy for siti,

cos she found someone to her liking hhehehe

JIA YOU AH...

HAHAHHAHAA oh fuck i am so gross saying that..

jia haven't send me new year's pics -_-

now what date alr siaKKKk

ok i'm gonna call love then go to bed ^-^v

2009-01-01T10:13:00.012+08:00

lao G0ng FEED Me drink lychee ice-blended hehehehe

A space for dearest foo

Mmmm, a picture of my sexy nostrils yeahhhh

Hi foo

yummy cupcakes hehehehhe

2008-12-30T17:43:00.001+08:00

SO FUCKING CUTE

2008-12-30T16:52:00.003+08:00

i finally went out with jia and wenna ystd
and i laughed till i almost grew 4 more nipples
they are the cutest ever
and i realised that every outing is never complete

foo was missing ystd,

and we left a space for her in some of our pics v^_^v
foo's away in shanghai and we can't even spend new years' tgt
but she's coming back soon! hehehehhe miss her to maximus
went to far east ystd again
i bought leopard print panties hehehehehe i like (O..O)

the crew's been working and also on new years' -_-
s@d Mii lon3r gerG3rr
and I have photos hehe
but i gotta wait for jia to send it to me

and i hate r/s problems

not that i have one

i just hate it to hear that people have problems

i love drinking milk with milo powder on top

i love eating hor fun at rare times cos it makes every moment more special

i love pussycat dolls but they're so old and .. old.

I HAVE A VERY BIG QUESTION FOR EVERYONE....
WHEN DOES SCHOOL START?????
ON 2nd or 5th jan?????
Pls I dont wanna miss first day of school seriously

Pls tell me, luv u all.

2008-12-22T03:32:00.003+08:00

MY BRO GAVE ME A MAC BOOK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

ALL YOU LOSERS WITHOUT A MAC BOOK

HAHAHAHHHAA LAUGH IN YOUR FACE

HAHAHAHA ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING

AIYAH

ACTUALLY ITS REALLY DIFFICULT

TO NAVIGATE COS I'M NT USED TO IT -.-

AND JIA YOU OWE ME LUNCH

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

ALL YOU LOSERS WHO DO NOT HAVE FREE LUNCH

HAHAHAHAHAHAH LAUGH IN YOUR FACE

HAHHAAHH ROLLING IN MY KITCHEN LAUGHING

AIYAH

ACUTALLY ITS REALLY BAD TO EAT SO MUCH

YOU BECOME A LARD -.-

going x'mas shopping tmr ^-^

but gonna get up at 8 and head to school first

went back to school just last wednesday to get my results

and i saw all my friends so cute hehehehe luv them

But i didn't get to see Acey why why

why why i have been longing to see her

ok i am so hungry

foo's flying off to shanghai this tuesday till next yr ):

I dont get to spend x'mas with her

i am so sad

my pisais are brown it's usually green. . . . . ....

... .. ... . .

to rae

i fucking miss you

you everyday club club club

but is not a clubbing ger g3r one

pls go out with me and zoey one day cos we misses you

so dearly mist. lorve uu.

my new year resolution is to not eat so much and to stop eating at every hour.

went out with chloe and teranna last tuesday

pictures

2008-11-28T12:08:00.003+08:00

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET IF YOU DON'T BATHE DIRTY GIRLS

Vivo with chin darren and farza ystd
the cutest people went window shopping
hahahhaa
walked ard then ate at KFC
Mmm, juicy tender chicken
caught the last bus back

i need to catch Madagascar 2 and Bolt
the hamster so cuteeeeeeeee reminds of
the hamsters i used to have which i
buried under my blk right after their deaths

foo is not feeling well :(
how to eat pratas like that daRz?
i will not allow you to do so
HaIzZz.. .&^)^,, ,, ..//~33%%
crew jamming l8r,
then prolly gonna watch some gig at the esplanade
toning and late nights out,
i am morphing into a panda.. ...

x'mas is coming :)
and i don't know if there are any upcoming plans
i really nd to work,
i've been broke for almost 2 months
ever since school closure i haven't been
getting my monthly allowance of cold hard nice smelling cash

i may seem like i fight alot with my mom,
but infact i love her the most
and can never do without her presence
i make her heart ache all the time and i'm clueless why
but she's the closest thing to my heart

2008-11-24T04:34:00.000+08:00

2008-11-23T21:08:00.002+08:00

staying over foo's were hell hectic
about 3-4 hours of sleep a day
late night movies
late night feasts

my eyebags eyerings are 5 times worse
gonna catch up with the hours of sleep i missed
like 68 hrs? (O..O)

& i luv spending time with smelly
in the kitchen cooking for the laziest ppl in the house
in the living room watching a thai horror movie
in the room having you to sleep right beside me
time passed so fast i couldn't keep on track with it

zoey foo i luv you tho your dogs keep waking us up -_-
thx for these past few days,
holding our friendship even stronger ^-^

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF
my mom is crazy i dont know her anymore
she just came home
and i just got in the toilet to take a shit
after 5- 8 mins
she shouts infront of the toilet somemore

Mom: PAM!
me: what
mom: WHY SO LONG
me: I shitting la I just got in when you came home
mom: THEN WHY SO LONG I WANNA SHOWER
me: I shitting right you siao ah!

YOU CRAZY THING WHO SHITS FOR 8 MINS ONLY
GET ME SO FUCKING PISSED JUST FOR THE TOILET
EAT MY GREEN PISAIS AH KNN

LUCKY FIRST THING I CAME HOME THIS MORNING
I DIDN'T SEE HER FACE
IF NOT I'll OPEN MY GATE AND WALK RIGHT OUT AGAIN

I HAVEN'T BEEN HOME FOR A WEEK AND WHEN I'M HOME I GET THIS SHIT
JKSDHIdfuiodsfgfhfhjDKNSIssgnmKMHKNNNSAhkjkjky

i hav nothing to eat at home
i am starving to death

2008-11-17T01:39:00.002+08:00

i haven't been home in a long time
and I'm finally home
i feel so tired buttt..... ... ..
there's a week of partying over at foo's ahead! \m/(^-^)\m/

went to chin's for drinking session on friday
then headed home, bathed then town
Stayed over at foo's ystd
Was having a rlly bad cold

Foo gave me Clarinase, a flu remedy
but i pronounced it as Clearasil,
which is the deep cleansing facial wash
-___-

my mom hasn't been home since friday,
she's supposedly at a chalet in the sentosa
coming back only on tuesday
and the best part is... ..
SHE LEFT ONLY 50.
Hmph i du lan
I just found out that my mom lied to me.. ..
... ..
...
. .. .
SHE BIG FAT LIAR I'M GONNA BOMB HER ANAL HOLE WHEN SHE'S BACK HOME

Dear Zoey (FOO XUE LING!)
I hope you'll be fine, take it easy you know you're not at fault this time
i know there's nothing i can do about this and i feel the worse ever
but juz wanna let you know i hate to see you like this cos i wanna kick slap you
i just want you to be happy and try not to think so much
i know it's hard but it's what that moulds
you into what you are now, a stronger person
love you to the maximus darz! ♥

ok i'm sleepy
gudnight
i luv smelly 2 ^-^ heehhee

2008-11-10T20:39:00.010+08:00

Eating nutella off the bottle is the best damn thing ever

had dinner at jack's place ystd
isn't exactly the best place to have dinner
unless you're getting a $18 beef steak.
I HATE MONEY!

Went pulau ubin with the mates tdy ^-^
Was raining so heavily in the morning
despite my sprained foot,
we cycled in our ponchos
it was muddy and dirty and wet :(
But it wasn't all bad cos i had fun with them hahaa
Took sum pictures after the trip into the forest
I fell once..
on a straight path...
HAHAHAHA
And i dont know what the fuck i was thinking or doing..
i pulled the brakes for don't know what reason -..-

after cleaning up,
so we were slacking at the shops since it was raining
Then this uncle talked to us and asked us.

Uncle: you know from changi and here(pulau ubin), what's in the middle of the sea?
us: huh what you mean?
Uncle: what you see la never notice ah. what's in the middle of sea?
Us: what? we dont get it so what is it?
Uncle: "E" LA! middle of S E A what HA HA HA
Us: -..-
Me: WHALAO UNCLE! -..-
Uncle: WHALAOOOOOOOOO OO OO O.
Me: SIAO

Then chloe still layan him all the way.
he offered a cig to me
i tell him give siti then...
wha fucker cig super soft and sick.
like he cum on it b4.

Meeting Foo tmr ^-^
I see us,
standing infront of the tv,
With the fans blowing directly at our faces
but w/o the cash, I don't know what's gonna happen next wk
once again...
I HATE MONEY!@
but pls gimme money I want.

smelly's starting work tmr :(
All the minah's.. .. . .
I wanna kill all of them now.
I no share!

I'm so sleepy now
Gdnight

PONCHO FRIENDS v^-^v Soaked in rain! basketball player beside me... HEHEHEHE

CHECK OUT MY SUMO WRESTLER HAIRDO

My malay gf

2008-11-04T17:19:00.003+08:00

HAHAHAHA THE MAMA PANDA TIO STUN

THIS IS DILATED PUPILS NOT MINE

town with the crew ystd.
All of them are so fucking cute i don't know what to say
drop dead on bed.

I got the cutest wake up call today
heheehehe v^-^v

got to school late again,
me siti and ter left school earlier at 12
went off to Cineleisure to have long john's
i bought super chocolaty donut
those kind one bite your whole mouth teeth gums all brown
Shiokalitity
bus home with saitik,
luv her wanna kick slap her

Gonna go to foo's place fr dinner ltr
MY TRIP TO CHINA IS ON WAITING LIST ^-^

my gal pAlx are so cute, already planning what to do on holidays
tmr BBQ over at holland
Monday Pulau Ubin adventure
and there's more.. .
So many things to do but so little time
cos there's still a 50-50 chance for china trip

2008-11-02T12:51:00.006+08:00

haloween party over at Han's place
Spent the night there ^-^
I'll upload pictures another time
i love bbq hehehee
gud food, mmmm..
i got alot of mosquito bites on one feet
itchy itchy
i think i'm gonna go pour hot water later
damn shiok feeling heheehe

bused back with smelly v^-^v
and i couldn't resist the tempation of char siew rice
i bought a packet for myself at Kim San Leng
hehehe
slept throughout the night

what's up with my family leaving me notes everywhere?
by my bed, on my room door,
on the dining table, in the kitchen
AND ITS ALL FOR ME TO DO THINGS

-___-

time passes too fast
too fast i don't know how to tell you things
cos it feels gud to be by you tht i forget everything
i know how much i want to be yours
but yet i wanna run away
i know i wanna spend everyday tgthr
but yet i'm afraid
Aiyah du lan >:

2008-10-29T20:51:00.005+08:00

PLS GIMME THIS I REALLY WANT
I AM GOING TO GO CHINA AND
ASK MY DAD TO GET IT FOR ME
v^-^v
But i dont wanna go to china either.
please find me other alternatives.

2008-10-28T17:57:00.009+08:00

I dont know what to say

Wow fucking long ago pictures
I stole it from rae's blog hehehehehe

HAHAHA HAN'S FACE SO CUTEEE

MAT PIYO2 Hahahha

LUV MY DUGONG ^..^

BOTH GLAMOROUS

MY BIRD DAY CAKE FROM CHRISTINE

I slept in class on the floor for 2 hours today -__-
went to pizza hut to eat after skul today
then headed home
I'm so sleepy now -_-
how?
aiyah.
AND I MISSED CIK Y'S WEDDING ON SUNDAY WHALAN
GOT THE DANCING HORSE I WANNA SEEEE :(
1 more week of skul ^-^v
can't wait

2008-10-22T20:49:00.008+08:00

so pretti one

I HATE PEOPLE WHO EAT MY FOOD AFTER I COOK W/O MY PERMISSION.
FOOD IS IMPORTANT TO ME.
DUN STEAL.
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....
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my mom going to Philippines tmr till sunday ^_^
I'm gonna go school late again tmr,
and I'm not going on friday heheaahaha.
so many ppl didn't come today -___-
but i came to fill my attendance ltr
i cannot go up to sec 5 i will cry a longkang.
and eat my own pisais everyday

sometimes i wonder why i eat so much,
even when I'm not hungry.

sometimes i wonder why we have pisais.

sometimes i wonder why girls need armpit hair.

sometimes i wonder why people diet.

why like that?
Whyyyyyyyyyyy...
Gimme eexplain...... Whyyyyyy.
why like thattttt???

hmm i haven't been sleeping at the right hours -__-
and my timings have gone haywire.
ok i hungry now
i need to eat.
Gud baiiiiiii.
Wha i want guitar hero on wii so badly
I wanna ask my dad to get for me.

ooooohh secksy.

NiGHt Of FiRe ! BY mE dAnGeRoUsLy ZuLLY

Wow she's so talented
Right on time by DaNgErOuSlY ZuLLy

2008-10-15T04:00:00.006+08:00

Hot or what??

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MJ is evolving, increase in level to level 19

at level 31,
MJ has somehow evolved into a legendary pokemon

stages of lil kim as level increases

what is this supposed to be??
The air ventilation in toilets??

this is one fucking ugly tattoo

her video.. ... .. so many views.
why like that one?

bUstard

I have school later @ 7
i can't get back to sleep cos i woke up to pee pee.
WHY DID I WAKE UP TO PEE PEE???
WHY SOME PPL CAN BE SO BLOODY RICH??
since young i dream to be rich.
why like that??
because of money my family's almost breaking up.
how?
...
.......
....
.........
bo pian life like that.

2008-10-11T11:20:00.004+08:00

ON MY BIRD DAY!
but didn't take pics with chloe and teranna :(

To start it off, a picture of,
MY NOSTRILZ

An Zuah My malay bestfriend
But she always buay me :(

hahahahah so cute

I am fucking tired
went to Nurul's house to visit
OMG THE HOUSE IS GOD DAMN NICE
HAHAHAHAHAA
And the fooood hehehehe.
ok.
went drinking ystd till this morning
wha i am so sleepy
ate prata, felt like bombing again
cabbed home
whaaa siao i got no more cash anymore -___-
how?
bo pian.
eat pisais.

THANKS EVERYONE WHO WISHED ME AND THE PRESENTS!
v^-^v hehe

2008-10-09T22:47:00.002+08:00

prepare yourselves.
for something.
really.
nice.
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1) go to www.greenpaperclips.blogspot.com
or just click jialin at my links.
2) look at the 2nd picture
3) laugh your balls off.

Heading to nurul's house to visit tmr.
Yay guuudd food on the way ~ ~
hehehe V(--.)V
then drinking at night.
holidays rule, boys drool.
ok guud bai!!!!

2008-10-06T22:50:00.002+08:00

GUGONG SHOWED ME THIS
HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH
AHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHA
SHE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAA
HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAA
HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAA
HAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAA
HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHH
SHE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!!!!!!!!!!
AAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAH
AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAH
AHHAAHAHHAHAHAA
HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAA
SHE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAA

2008-10-06T11:07:00.005+08:00

luv english

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I FUCKING WANT THIS SHIRT TOO AH SO KUL KAT

I juz reached home -__-
fucking tired but i can't sleep
went to hv.
went for breakfast at al-ahzar ^-^
Ate pratas, with teh peng,
had to kek sai, how to spell kek ah??
planted my bombs at bukit timah shopping.
heehehehehee

Went to replace my atm card,
Whalan 5 dollars ah knn
and my balance left 54.40 only :'(
my allowance till next year....
.....

oh ya, I'm going to try to interview
at The Cathay this week.
I rlly rlly rlly realy wanna work there
actually anywhere will do
I wanna work, and give half
of my pay to my mom... ...
my family has been so down, i dont know what's happening.
life like that lor, bo pian
* digs nostrils 0..0 *

Everyone has been talking about my dugong.
Why?
Why??
all love my dugong????
Well... few words for all orb u.
My dugong, is friendly but juz to let you know,
It is a female dugong.
ok?

i'm so scared for Nlevels,
i'm afraid i can't go up to sec 5.
How??????.....
......
.....
..... .... . .. . .
... . . .. . .
. . . .. ....
My motto.
Eat pisai, and your dreams will cum true.

My birthday is in 2 days,
Butttt..... I got no fucking plans.
i was thinking ah....
......... .. . .. . ...
i celebrate my birthday at a coffeeshop,
Eat there,
cut cake there,
then maybe.... .....
we go to th nearest playground to play?
????
I have POA paper tomorrw -____-
I don't even wanna go fr it.

ok gud bai.

2008-10-04T19:22:00.003+08:00

sometimes in life, we gotta let loose abit.

sometimes you see the one
you used to love moved on, It still hurts alot.

sometimes, you family ain't right
and there's so many issues ard.

and it's situations where you can't do a thing.

sometimes in life, when you paint your nails,
and it gets ruined and,

IT IS FUCKING IRRITATING.
I'm gonna repaint my nails again ah cb

ok my last paper yesterday ^-^V
ok i still have POA but, I'm gonna drop it.
yesterday at school,
I was so tired.

Nurul: is your eyes fully opened?
me: huh?
Nurul: like are you opening it fully now?
me: um. i think so i dont kno
Nurul: oh cos it looks like it's half opened
me: O..O
Nurul: ok thats better ^_^

Hahahaha
I keep sleeping, I'm a pig.

went for breakfast at bukit panjang macs this morning.
the initial plan was to meet at 6.
but.
we met at 10 instead.

my atm card is faulty,
i can't draw out any money.
it is clean and blue,
check out the matching pin numbers..
you like??
so pls, help me fix this.
Call 6333 5679
search buy sell and connect @ mocca.com

I don't know if we're gonna meet up with the rest l8er.
hehehhee
ok I am hungry.
but no one is home, AGAIN.
knn lonely g3r g3r fur Lyfe
Pls add me ^_^V
lonelii_g3rl2-4eva@hotmail.com

gonna have sum KFC CHICKEN
Yeaaaaa luv KFC luv Macs luv all fast food

2008-10-01T22:11:00.003+08:00

I am...
NOT BROKE ANYMORE
I owe so many ppl
And now I'm gonna return it all
and my pay coming in soon too!!
yesssssszzaaaaaaaa\m/

Ystd was
Ah I am happy heheheehehehe
Fuck malu like crazy.
Ok.
My teacher hasn't come to me
about my case on Mustafa(homeland)
how? I scared she don't wanna gimme a good report.
ok I need to shit since
.... .....
.......
.....
morning and I haven't done it yet -___-
ok goodbye ^_^V

2008-09-29T21:02:00.001+08:00

HOT OR WHAT??????

I was late for my N level paper today
HAHAHAHAHA
Wha shit all of them were like waiting
Shit
i really got to go to school an hour earlier man.
Ok. Now for something important.

HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY WENNA YEO!!!
FUCKING MISS YOU REALLY.
YOUR GENIUS WAY OF TEACHING ME CHEM
YOU MADE ME LOVE CHEM, SERIOUSLY
I PROMISE AFTER MY N's WE'LL GO OUT
AND CELEBRATE BELATED ALRIGHT?
LUV YOU RANDOM PHANTOM
Hehehe

Luv your face here so cuteeeeee hehehe

Love,
PamsT3r.

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Went to Lot1 today
had Pizza hut hehee ^_^
Then walked around, had fried mars
bars and Cheesy sausage too
my stomach very full
I need help to rub my hairy belly
No school for two days (--.)\m/
yeahhh babbbyyyyy

Digs my Nostrils (-..-)

2008-09-27T17:48:00.008+08:00

A part from the movie TEAM AMERICA
my bro showed me the movie
You should really watch it
I.T I.S F.U.C.K.I.N.G F.U.N.N.Y.

Thursday Night-Morning

mai siao wa twist hor nabei

African leopard hoodie

went to macs at westmall after midn.
went to meet hv ppl
got really high playing stupid hand games
chopstix, high tide, and Ji Gu Pa.
Hahaha
It was fucking funny
met charles from cartel earlier
he keep fucking talking bout my eyebags till
.. ... ..today

it was raining like fuck at 6
So we were watching at the students going
to school on a friday morning
hahahaa being big bastards
went back, bathed

Friday- Saturday Morning

After the Warm Hot bath,
Hungry like mad dugongs
went to Ah mei and
had nasi lemak & kaya toast
hehehe
Then back and slept for 4 hrs till 1pm

Then went to 7-11 hahaha
bought ice-cream and ate it there in the shop
Stood in 7-11 for 30 mins enjoying the air-con
cos the weather was really really bad
it was so hot I could almost see the heat waves rising from the ground

(O..O) Flaring my nostrils

Foo went to meet Mel
I went back, ate then slept till 9
Foo called for movies at 1150
All boys love Mandy Lane
ending sucked grandfathers' ballz
later went to Dhoby, slacked
ah I fucking happy V(^_^)V x @#$%^&

Went back about 3
the door was latched -____-
everyone was asleep like shiok only
I guess... ...
Guess only ah...
.... mmmm .........
they all forgot I was still out.. ...
got in only at 4 plus

oh
I love my Mom so much
I really wanna spend time with her man
she's been out since I woke up....
........ ... .. .
.. .. ....
ok maybe cos I woke up late.
Gonna study today hehe
My n's on Monday
Excited man seriously
YessssssssZaaaaa
_l_(^_^)_l_

2008-09-24T20:49:00.004+08:00

Fucking Eye bags Rule Our lives
V(O.O)V

Hahahaha I was browsing through Ace history,
And I found this. HAHAHAHAAH Wtf.

Pamelaaaaaaaa.: I don't friend you anymore Ar.
Acey: WAH LAU EH!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: You Call me F**** Ar.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: And...
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: You don't follow me to buy drink ar.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: You BAD girl ar.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: I tell my mummy already, she say No friend you ar.
Acey : i ask you wait for me
Acey : but you never!
Acey: you then bad girl!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: you So so Slow AR.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: Anywaysss, I'm not comming school for 2 daysss.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: Hahaa.
Acey:HUHHHHH
Acey:WHYYYY
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: I sick sick ar.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: No feelin well.
Acey : ar
Acey :wa lau
Acey :so you leave me alone la
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: so sad sad worhxzZXZXzxnXUHZX
Acey :YOU LA,think you so cool, LEAVE ME THERE
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: I wher got leave you arrrr.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: you acttion in front of me ar.
Acey :recesssssss
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: so I act cool la.
Acey :i wannabe ar
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: I also wanna be ar.
Acey :Hahaha!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: I from tHp ar, My leader name Pikachu ar.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: you play what one ar?
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: your area where ar.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: no happy come fight me ar.
Acey :HAHHAHAHHAHAHA!
Acey :I from cshupt pui!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: Hahaha.
Acey :come settle la! i fight you with parang!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: HUAAAA, big ar, my balls shivering ar.
Acey :call my powerpuff man come!you comfirm die die onw!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: I bring my Games day baton ar.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: use the silver pinkish colour one whack you ar.
Acey :Hahahah!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: then I pass to my friend, ask her run behind you and push you ar.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: push you to the ground ar.
Acey :i use my pikachu's thunder ar, you get biz-biz then you chaotah and die ar
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: Hua!!!.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: I use bulbasaur(?) ar. VINE WHIP you!
Acey :Wahhhh!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: then I bring my MEW TWO, SONIC BEAM YOU AR!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: you guarantee chop MATI AR!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: HAHAHA.
Acey :i use MEW THREE SIX NINE and DOG TWO FOUR SIX AR
Acey :you see already ballz drop ar!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: HAHAHAHA
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: I use charmander, FIRE off your eyebrow ar!
Acey :HAHAHAHA
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: then you everyday must be like minah, use saucer and draw your eyebrow ar!!
Acey :HAHHAAH!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: use protracter ar!
Acey :use curve ruler ar!
Acey :and frence curve ar!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: YA ar!
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: hahahahaaha
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: hahaha kk/
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: Yo, I gotta go ar, you watch out.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: one day I bring my gang to school ar.
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: Hahah, Nighty nights Aceyyyy (:
Pamelaaaaaaaa.: I love you very very much (:

Hahhaha It is fucking funny
Had KFC for dinner
Mom came home around 6 today
And she bought so many things for me
I am so happy i wanna shave off my eyebrows
been sleeping alot these days
and i havent really been doing anything to prepare for N's
why?
I dont know either.
I wanna watch death race
and I got the fucking DVD
(--.)\m/ R0ck3rr X a million
Foo wants to watch it tooo
hehe ^_^

Tmr I might be meeting ter and nurul to study!
Hehehe miss both of them

I love to eat drumsticks.

2008-09-24T02:22:00.005+08:00

Check this print out
I wanna get this shirt seriously

ah I am shit bored
My mom's coming home soon
And I've got an apptm at 9 later
I'm so used to sleeping at 3 am everyday
I think I should do some Bio
hungry like crazy nw O.O

2008-09-22T13:03:00.004+08:00

ystd saw banglas selling their
illegal ciggarettes on my way home
love their tits,
they were half naked.

Which reminds me of the time,
when me & sj were stuffing newspaper
balls into a car's exhaust pipe
hoping it'll explode when the
driver starts the engine
...
so then
... ..
..... .....
a bangla who was half naked as he was washing cars,
walked pass us.... ....
he opened his eyes damn big and shouted while pointing

"I KORL POLICE YOU STEAL MER SEH DIZ !! "
(-..-)

apptm at NCC @ 3.15
-________-

Somebody please send me there by whichever means.
lorry car bicycle van motor tricycle also can
Please
JUST ONE TIME. PLEASE SWEETHEART
ONE AND ONLY TIME
TRY ONLY.... .... ......

I've been meeting up with Foo almost everyday
ahahaha n3ver be p@rted ~
I miss all my ling linGs and DaRdaRs
Especially Siti,
i hvn't met her since last thursday
I guess when I meet her,
I'll flick an atomic mega plutonium pisai on her.
Prolly meeting up with ter & nurul on thurs instead.
Today's cancelled
ok.

"N levels in 5 days !!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! MUST STUDYY!!!!!!!!"
PLEASE DONT FUCKING COUNT DOWN TO N LEVELS
I'M SURE EVERYONE HAS CALENDERS.

BEFORE I KUNGFU KICK YOUR ANAL HOLE.... .....
Ummmm... .
.... ....

.... ... . . .
.. ....
DON'T NEED TO EXCLAMATION MARK SO MANY TIMES PUKI

My Mom coming home tmr Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Miss her million times.
I may not be rich and
I rarely have both my parents living in the same roof
They're working their anus off in china
I really really wanna give them a good life
ESPECIALLY Buy my mother a roulette table,
So that she can call her
184 blood siStAs dua gina siao gina petir gangsa lim kopi o yam seng peng yiu
to come over and gamble 2gether hahahahhaa

I think...
I should grow durians at the forest near my house.. ...
and gain profit from it
How bout' that??
Good???

2008-09-19T23:59:00.009+08:00

Isn't this the cutest?

tio sai face

Ah lian siao gina dont mess wit uz the gina galzz

Sian,
Zoey no gimme some sugar..

Steam face #1

Steam face #2

60 year old fingers

APA?? (O..O)

Breakfast with Foo,
Then did maths.
Got my appointment at 4.
Then off to marina!!
Hehe ^_^

Had Cafe Cartel for dinner
Walked and walked,
Then went to esplanade to sit.
I had a great time talking with my Xue Ling ling by the sea side
Haahhaa sea side...
I guess the usual crowd has migrated..
mmm, Maybe to vivo? or Airport terminal?
maybe........ ..
...........
......

.........
..............
Up my nostrils?

ok, then took foo's lorry home.
I am so fucking sleepy right now,
I wanna use my pisai to stick my eyelids open.
probably gonna meet up with ter nurul on monday

My mom is coming back home on wednesday!
I am so excited cos.. ...
I get to be.. ...
...........
close to her.. ....
heheheehe
....

yeahhh babyyyy.

ok byebye.

2008-09-18T21:09:00.003+08:00

pretty

TODAY
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I had a chat with my twin..
luv her to the max
And she even blog about me!!! (^..^)
HEHEHEE Ai Si ni WorRR! <3
Plz Visit!!
http://purplew0rld.blogspot.com/

Had a great time with Siti today,
went to get Chippy's after skul
Gonna skip school tmr,
cos I got appointment at 415
HEHE V(^_^)V
outing with Foo tmr heheheehe
goodbye

2008-09-17T16:34:00.004+08:00

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Ok I went home straight after skul
The weather again -___-
Reached home, bought ice cream at 205
WHa ShioooKkk.
And Siti told me Lot1 has Chippy's!!
HEHeheheEHEHheHEHe
I'm gonna hang out there everyday
Geog again tmr.. ... I wanna pull
down my shorts and shit on her fuck black face.
I think I'll go 2 skul at 1000hrs instead
Wha my life fucking boring I wanna eat myself.

2008-09-16T22:26:00.003+08:00

I'm watching The Noose on Channel 5
Hahhaah It is fucking funnnnnnnie
A rapper named, Gor KaK
Which is 50 cent in hokkien.
Ah It's fucking lame butt...
It's funny too Rightttttt?????
Right? O.O
*scratches till my skin bleeds*

I super sleepy right now, I think I'm running a fever
I feel so hot... ...
HOT...*blushes*
(HEHEHEHEHE)
gedddit??
H-O-T.... ...
.... ...
(puts on my goggles and swims to antartica)

I went to school today,
Went to have macs early in the morning,
I thought I was gonna be late 4 school again -..-
BUT I WAS JUST ON TIME.
Stayed back after school to do Maths worksheet with Ter and Nurul
the weather was shioookkk
So I cabbed home
went home, hung the laundry

YA I NO MAID LA HOR NABEI
I sweep the rooms iron my
clothes mop my tables and chairs
sometimes i feel like doing extra i will
take the lift, wipe the doors and buttons ...
go downstairs my voideck to
clean the notice boards too

Oh ya my Mom is coming back on the 24th
Wha I fucking happy!
ok abit weird but I miss her nags and rags and
how she'll say
"PLEASE GO OUT DON'T DISTURB ME"
cos she's playing roulette online
ah I miss her so much.
It's been months I miss both my parents so much

I only ate 1/4 of my bryani for
dinner cos I had deng dengs(HALAL Bee cheng hiang bak gua)
I think tmr I'll wake up early morning to
heat it up and ta pao to skoool Hehe

ok
Here's one episode of THE NOOSE
Listen to their accent HAHAHAHAHAHHA
FUCKING ALIKE TO NEWS REPORTERS

Im so lazy to go to school tmr
Coz there's Geography...
yay (^_^)_l_
how???

Send text message to vote!
a) do another plastic surgery Text 1800-223-421
b) go fishing with eskimos Text 1800-223-422
c) call up lee kuan yew to catch a movie Text 1800-223-423

Text Now, and see you
on the next episode of,
Who The Fuck Cares!
this is XiaO PamSt3r signin' out.. ...
Goodbye pukies.

2008-09-14T22:55:00.003+08:00

Hi today I went to lot 1 to break fast
Ate at KFC -.-
I went to arcade
to try to conquer silent hill
hehehehe
but unfortunately, We stopped at the bunny area only.
we didn't want to spend another
credit on it for the third time.
Cos we wanted to spend it on daytona
Ahahaha
Anyways, saw Siti's primary school friend
Wha he fucking cute ah
He was alone, played every game alone,
and went to watch movie alone
Hahahaha so cuteeeee o.O
Ok.

I'm gonna miss schoool again tmr,
cos I got appointment at 3.
hehehehe
ah I got mosquito bite on my ass,
near the tail bone area.
damn itchy, Pleaze help me.

WHO THE HELL GETS MOSQUITO BITES THERE???
PLEASE TELL ME HOW THE HELL
DID THE MOSQUITO SQUEEZE UP MY
SHIRT AND INTO MY SHORTS, JUST TO
SUCK MY BLOOD FROM MY ASS.

I guess I have to use mopiko now
damn cooling I like
i want to squeeze th whole tube
into my mouth and
..... .
eat it.

I went for plastic surgery recently,
Ok Ok... ..
I know, it's fake,
bad,
and.. .. Fake.
I get it, But who cares?
As long as you're pretty right?
Well, I took a few pics of myself to show off my new face.

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What to say?
Gorgeous?

Ok la I feel so mean....
but abit median and also
mode at the same time .. ..
( eats up an eskimo.. .... HA---- HA----HA)
ok goodbye my friends.

2008-09-14T01:18:00.004+08:00

went to geylang on friday.
I spent fucking 30 bucks there
ahahahaa
It's so damn hot, how the hell do people wear skinny jeans there??
It's way too hot, I have to stand infront
of the huge fan to blow myself to cool down.
Ate at Arnolds'.. ...
Once again... .
I could feel my anus burning.
Ah.

Ok.
I went to Jia's house today
did my homework there
He he he
Her maid is soooo cute like teddy bear
I wanna bring her home.. ...
not to hug, but to help me do my laundry
0.0
I just reached home
that area is fucking scary especially at this time on a saturday
till my lanjay explode into fireworks.

I took the bus home,
I sat infront of this ahpek who was with a thai girl
so the thai girl kept asking the ahpek where they going

Thai Girl: Where we going?
Ahpek: Waittt Wait reaching.
Thai Girl: Oh ok. How long??
Ahpek: just wait we stop at jalan besar then we go
Thai Girl: Ok Your house?
Ahpek: NO LA CHEY! WAIT* takes out Ricola from his Pocket* want??
Thai Girl: No no, No want.

Ahya, couples in love nowadays.. ..
so cute together.

Ok. I very tired ah
I FINISHED DOWNLOADING MY PSP GAMES
WHA I FUCKING HAPPY
I'M JUST WAITING TO GET DJ MAX FROM CARA
(--.)\m/

I'm probably gonna break
fast with saitik siti hairi bin lardin tmr
hehehee But she must budget abit ahhh
sian puki square.

Watched Miami Ink again after so long
the temptation to get one is on the verge of my nostrils
I wanted to do with my mom.
But she happily.. ..
secretly...
went to do it already and didn't wait for me
Wha I want to tear off my eyebrows
Goodbye

2008-09-10T22:20:00.002+08:00

Yesterday,
I talked to Zoey Foo till 2 am.
And today,
I woke up at 2pm.
I missed school again.
I'm gonna bring my big bag of Chipsters Tmr.
Hahaa that's the only thing in my school bag now,
besides my pencil box and water bottle.
Gonna have meatballs at ikea tmr, I think.
Heheee.
then on Friday... ...
GEYLANG WOOHOO (--.)\m/
CAN WOO THAILAND MALAYSIAN SINGAPOREAN CHINA GURLS
But, I know.... .....
I can't Do this... ....
It's nort rite.. ....
I have to stay true to my one and only love.

ok.
I'm gonna get back the black PSP tmr
I'm downloading games too
But when my com gets too hot.
cos I leave it on for more than 24hrs,
It will sound the Ambulance alarm,
no kid (0.0)

Ok ok.
If you're stuck on an island,
only with sand.
You have no one,
No animals,
No everything except yourself.
You're really really hungry..
................... .........
. ... ................ .....
..... ... . .......
Would you eat one of your legs,
Or eat one of your hands??
................... ..................
. ... ................ .....
..... ... . .......
then, you find a packet of mayonnaise
and a packet of Ketchup in your pocket...
Which sauce would you choose to go with your foot/hand?

ah.
I'm very hungry now
okok I need to go bathe.
cos I just came back from buying groceries
at Sheng Shiong..
~~ALLL FOORRRRR YOUUUUUUUUUuu.
Goodbye palz.

2008-09-08T18:30:00.003+08:00

Yesterday I met the person I love ever so dearly
so close to my heart, still.
To talk, to laugh with, to cry over,
to hug and to see him for the very last time.
Those few hours with him allowed
me to understand why he chose this path
and I can proudly say, I'm happy that
I got to spend part of my life with him.
knowing that time can never rewind,
I really wouldn't be able to move on with him beside me,
I've made up my mind to stop all communication,
and seriously tell myself its time to let go.
once again I cried myself to sleep
It hurts so much, to walk away from him
My heart was literally dragging on the ground
but I guess its what's best for, now.
Maybe in future if we're fated,
we'd be together again yeah, haha?
love does hurt, but being loved
and to love, it's really worth the hurt.

Saturday

Went out with d GalPalz.
Caught this japanese movie called ... ...
boys.. .. flowers.. ..
........
urm sth like that.

These pictures are my taken by
my one and only, yong Yuan Acey daRz2
Hehe *bLushes* [[~Lurfe! 1314~]]
Thats why she nortt in the pigZ.

DAr D@R, Who Is that?

She's Looking at me.. ... ... ... I scared.

and This Picture she beside me AGAIN!! I really so scared.

Secksy not?

Acey bought a DIY Nails Kit
Kul KiDz Wit KuL naiL

Ok Friday I'm heading to geylang to buy dengdeng!
and kebab, and fish kerepok and other shit Hehehehehehhe
WooHoo (--.)\m/
Nak(want) Joinnnn????
50 cent pls
.. .. ..
Ok.
Look at these piGz.
So funni3, TwiinklE my tArmmie.
my DarliNk sent it to me.

2008-09-05T23:59:00.002+08:00

Lurve my Editing???????
Need help email me!

WHAO I WISH I COULD LOOK LIKE THAT
SO SMOKIN HOT.

ok.
yesterday I had english paper
after paper I sat in school canteen with ter, nurul, Pz
talked and talked and talked for hrs
Nurul hasn't went skating b4 if I'm not wrong
HAHAHA I WILL FREEZE THE WATER
IN MY BATHTUB(IF I HAD ONE)
AND LET HER SKATE ON IT!
HA-----HA------HA
(Throw Iglo0o0)

today I sat infront of the tv for hours and hours
I didn't know what to do
for every commercial break,
I'd head to the kitchen to
warm up pizza, prata, bbq wings, nuggets.. .
wha I love life like that
luvin' it ~~~~

Tomorrow I'd be going out with
h0tgAl paLz Ch33tah ChiCs 184'~
I think I going to wear leopArd tighTz
so I cUld be One of the Ch33tah ChiCz.
Ok I sleepy.
goodnight.

2008-09-03T18:48:00.014+08:00

just a little warning my homzies(Homiez)
if you're gonna read this.
It's long, CheeZie with extra tata, disguzting, Stupid and
eMoo..Mazingg! okok. I mean emotional.

I'm having my Ns and
I dont even feel like its Ns.
I can't get anything in my head.
But If I do badly, I'm prepared to go to ite.
But of course I wouldn't want to.
I dont have any mood.
Not eating, not drinking, not even talking shit like I always do.
Usually I'll post a normal post after I pour my heart out
but today I dont think I'd do that
It's raining,
and I dont even wanna sleep.
At times you make me feel so happy,
But at times like now, I'm at the lowest point ever.
I feel so fucking stupid doing and saying all these
I'm sure my friends would think so too
I really wanna get you out,
I really really wish to get you out
cos I hate feeling like this, I hate thinking of you
I hate everything that reminds me of you
sometimes I wished I didn't love you at all
but I don't want to lie to myself
cos me loving you was the best thing that has happened in my life.
meeting you every single day seemed lifeless to others
cos to others you seemed like you
were my only bf, friend, family in my life
but you know what, it's all true cos I love to be right
beside you even if it's just for a minute or two.
the times(2 times actually) I met you for just awhile,
It meant so much to me
when i see you I wanna breakdown and cry
but then again
I'd think to myself,
Why be sad when I can finally be
in your presence for that short moment.
its been months and I'm still at this stage
Once I feel myself moving on a little,
You come back to my life.
It's frustrating, it really is.
So what's it for me?
Cos I really cannot overcome this feeling with you around.
I already lost my face for crawling back to you all the time
but I couldn't care less
youre someone who could give me everything i wanted
and the feeling of losing you to someone else makes it worse.
when people say
~ it's okay, I'll be happy, as long as you're happy
(in terms of relationship wise)
its bullshit.
who in the world would feel that if you're losing someone you love?
On that day when I got locked up for hours, in that underground room.
with no food, no drink, no freedom to move
The funny thing is,
what should have been on my mind at that point wasn't there.
you were all I thought about
I must be losing my mind I feel so lonely
I wish you'd make me hate you
~Everything I do, Reminds me of you
I know many people say this
but I'm saying it from the bottom of my fucking anus... ok I mean heart.
Goodbye.
I think I should print this and paste on my ceiling so that I'd think
twice about saying such stupid things again.
I promise I will post something happier tmr
If I break my promise, pls cut off my breast,
yeh one breast. I'm born like that.

2008-08-27T20:00:00.001+08:00

Mah' h0t GiRl furEveR

I'm getting close to Saitik again now
and I feel really great
cos the previous weeks were bad
Butt Nw It's All kUL agAinn
I talk to her most of the time too
but SumtymEs shE aband0ns Mii
juZ likE a LosT kiTTii KaT in Da RaIin
...
..... .....

I just reach home
I AM SUPAR HAPPY
HEHEHEHE
I want to smaSh My face in the Wall and
rub whip cream all over my Fe3t in between
my toEs with mushRoom FungUs
Ah ok.
Sorry I always say things like that when I'm very habbie.

I went to Macs after school
With nurul Siti Alissa and teranna
Alissa gave me her toy,
TOY CAR WITH CAR KEY EH.
I TOOK THE KEY HAHAHA
Then went home
bathed then met ahti for awhile Hehehe
I GAVE HIM MY CAR KEY
HAHAHA
Then I'm home now
Ah I fucking happy. I want to kiss everyone.
On the phone with Jia and Foo.
I'm not going to school tmr
... ..
.... ...
and Friday tuuuu!
HA-HA-HA

I think if I'm not able to make it for Ns.... ...
I would want to eat up all the invigilators
burn down all the trees in my school
and spit on all my school books
Um ya....
*cricket sounds*... ....

Zoey Foo I feel happy for you.
but.. .... Please takecare of yourself hor.
Plzzzz... pLzzz..
PlZ DaR dAr.
LurVe Euu.

I want to eat my prata now
Goodbye

2008-08-26T19:26:00.011+08:00

THIS is
Thisssss Isssssssss
..... .....
This is T.I.
(T.I does not stand for titi,
Titi's another person)

Oh mannnn.
T.I One Lurbx KinG BabY!!
(O.O)
(manly tone) Ahhhhhhhh..
Ok.
All I can do is sit here and dream about him -__-

YOU MUST WATCH THE VIDEO.

Ok.
Yesterday Siti came over to my place
Slacked talk laughed
I fucking love her too
But sometimes when she's sad.
I feel sad too... ...
HAHAHA
Really it's true.

BuTTttttt we always have tricks to make you happy!!!
S0 Call 9838-8635 If You're feeling sad
or jUz want entertainment
anYhoW, AnytYme, AnyWheRe!!
Call Now.. ..
30cents charges for Extra cheese and nachos.

I want to eat meatballs at ikea.
But It's not halal so Siti cannot join me
Ahhhhh WHY YYYYYYy!!!??!!
WHYYY MUST YOU NOT BE HALAL.
N0WW I CANNOT ENJOY IT WITH MY LOVE ONES.
*rips my hair off my head*88
*chews on My Keyboard*
*Eats My own Hand*
ok. Sorry.
I'm very hungry for meatballz nw
... .... .... ...

Tuuday In class we were in Court.
It was a case of a pedophile who raped Huang Na.
I'm judge Amy.
Line's Huang Na's lawyer.
Acey's Huang Na's maid.
Didi's Mr HongGuangGuang(The pedophile)
Farah's Mr HongGuangGuang's lawyer.
We were Kul KaTz In CouRt... ...
HA HA HA.. ...

reminded me of
The Harpie MomEnts & Mem0Riez of
How Me, Ace & Line
used to have plays in class
during tutoring period...
Oh all the Hubbbie MomentS... ....

Um.
My N's is next week.
and what am I doing?
Sleeping, eating, Watching videos of T.I.. ..
Eating again.. ..
Ahhhhh.
Is N's that easy?
Why all my teachers make it sound like
it's something you don't have to study for?
Pleaseeeee Tell meeee.
Pleaseeee.....
I don't want Tuu geTt CheatEdd or F000d.. ..
Wait.
OH FUCK.. ..
I JUST HEARD MARBLES BOUNCING...
OH FUCK DOOOD .... ..
YOU KNOW WHAT MARBLES MEAN???
Ahhh shit.
Nvm.

I bet those reading this post want to sleep liao lor knn
cos It's so long and dry.. juz like a wilted leaf...
HA-HA-HA.. .(ThrOw eSkimo at Me plz)

Ok I want to go sleep now.
I sib3IIii O|\|e HUNdr3d PerCentAg3 sliippy cos It's raining... ..
I like rainy weathers,
its so cold and
.. .. cold.
Bye.

2008-08-24T19:39:00.004+08:00

YESTERDAY
(ACTING ONE STUDY ULTIMATE)

THURSDAY
(JIA ACTING ONE STUDY ULTIMATE)
AND YEH. WENNA IS WEARING MY SKUL TIE

I LIKE THIS PIC BOTH OF THEM SO KUTESIE PIE.

YOU LOVIN' IT DArDaR?

I THINK THE VIDEO ON DIDI'S BLOG IS FUNNY.
THE AHMA SO CUTE.
HOW I WISH I HAD AN AHMA
WHO I CAN TEACH ENGLISH TOO.

I FUCKING SLEEPY NOW
BUT I'M WAITING FOR MY PIZZA
COS I HAVING PIZ
FOR DINNER.
HE HE HE

\m/(--.)
THERE'S SCHOOL TMR
I LOVE SCHOOL COS IT OCCUPIES MY TIME
AND I CAN SEE MY BROS AND HOES
AND BANG 2GETHER 4EVER... ... ..
AHHAHA
BUT I DONT LIKE TO WAKE UP AT 6
SO I ALWAYS WAKE UP AT 9
BUT PEOPLE WILL SAY THAT I THINK I OWN THE SCHOOL D:
WHY?. ... . .. . ....
WHHYYY?.... .....
PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONEEE
PLEASE LET ME WAKE UP AT 9

MY SISTER IS WATCHING JAPANESE HANAKIMI
AGAIN -_____-
BUT I LIKE IT TOO
COS THERE IS A HAMSUMZ D00d THAT I LIKE ;D

K. WANNA SEE A.. .. H0TGaL?
Ok.
JUST ONE PIC OF HER.
JUST ONE.. ....
PREPARE FOR YOUR BALLZ TO BLAST INTO FIREWORKS.
..............
.....
...............

Ok.
GOODBYE.

2008-08-22T04:05:00.002+08:00

It's been so long but nothing has changed
Drown myself in alcohol to forget you
When you're in my head
my heart feels just right beside my feet
I try not to sleep cos everytime I do you appear in my dreams
I still fucking love you nabei cb
why is it so difficult

I'm supposed to be asleep now.
I have to get ready for school in 2 hours' time.
Hahaha.
Anyways, went out to Grand Cathay yesterday
bumped into Alissa and Farah,
sat together and talked
Hahaha
Then went back home around 7
Went to bangkit Kopitiam to have dinner.
yeh.
I SAW THIS AHPEK WEARING A CAP.. ..
THAT SAYS " ROCK ON"
HAHAHAHAHAHA SO CUTE I WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE
BUT I SCARED HE SLAP ME WITH HIS BALLZ.

OH ZOEY FOO.
YOU CHEEPIE KANASAI PISAI
FASTER CUM TAKE YOUR SHOES.
I CARRIED IT AROUND FOR THE WHOLE DAY YESTERDAY
SO HEAVY like.. ...
DUMBELLS(HA ... HA)
.....
...
OKLA ...
SORRY..
I'M LYING.. IT WASNT THAT HEAVY..
HAHAHA

And who's number is 9527.. ... Sth sth.
You must be someone I know Cos you know who I am.
HAHAH HERE'S THE CONVO FUNNY ASSHOLE
Me: Hello
9527: helloooooo
Me: hi who are you?
9527: EH PAMMMMM!!!
Me: ya Hi who are you?
9527: Just asking if you want to buy an ikea sofa.
there's green with red polka dots.. black with yellow.. Bla bla bla
Me: Umm Got other colours not?
9527: No no SOrry limited edition only
Me:Then I dont want la
9527: Ahyaaa actually I called cos.. .. I love your mom!!
Me: My mother married alr la, cannot haha
9527: Affair la can what hahahah
Me: how bout I intro you my Ah gong? He still secksy at age of 80.
9527: mmmm, Black or white hair?
me: Exotic black
9527: how secksy is he?
me: 8.5/10
9527: WHAO THATS HOT. OK I WANT.
me: Ok can When you want?
Then it went on and on and on forgot what he said alr.
Then the last part... ...
9527: Ok I really want your ah gong you know no joke.
Me: ok la can can can. ok serious biz here who are you?
9527: Ok ok.. ..I will tell you who I am now.. .... you attached?
Me: no.... I will burn your anus ah.
9527: NOT ATTACHED? I THOUGHT YOU GOT BOYFRIEND.
Me: No la no more already laa
9527: WAH FUCK OK CALL YOU BACK! BYE!
SIAO GINA.
BANG YOUR BALLZ AH.
BURN YOUR ANUS
PLUCK YOUR LANJIAO HAIR.

ah I want to get specs
HAHAHA
I'm tired of wearing contacts they make my eyes so dry
but I remember line and ace telling me I look like
those who bump into people and drop all my books
Then get laughed at......
HAHAHA

Oh ya. Another thing.
I think the epik high one girl is fucking hot
BLooDy h0t mother pisai
She's so pretty like a sunflower
HA --- HA --- HA
I like her hair
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HER... ..
ONE LOOK.. .. . ..
AND THINGS WILL NEVER BE... ....
THE.... ..
SAME AGAIN.. .. . .. . .
.. .. . . .

Ahya.
Ok I'm talking haiqal now
HAHAHAHA
PLEASE STOP SINGING ITS 4AM
WANNA BE GWEN STEFANI 4AM IN THE MORNING?
HA......HA......HA
(So Cold, Throw igloo at me now)

OK WAIT. LET ME LIE AGAIN... ..
I LOVE YOUR SINGING.
PLEASE SING AT MY WEDDING.
PLEASEEE...

Ok I think I should go take a nap or something man
If not.. .. I think I'll go to school at 10 again.
ok Goodbye.
Love,
D@ PaMst3rr.

2008-08-16T14:05:00.009+08:00

(THIS IS A RIP OFF FROM SU JIA LIN'S BLOG)

I'd like to share with you my favourite Cartoon theme song! Heehehehehe. It's nice okay :D

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Another reader looking for help:

I have a problem but i do not want anyone to know.. pls help me...
Well u see..Sometimes when i wash my face,
i put the soap right, then i rub my nose area..
but sometimes, cuz the soap is slippery right...
so i accidentally pop my finger in to my nostil... it is very painful to my nose hole...
pls help me... i do not want my nose hole to becum bigger and bigger..
pls reply, i really need help..

From, PainfullNoseHoles.

Ps. Pls reply.... my nose hole grew by 4 cm already....

Hi dearie, As for your case,It's really rare.
I'd like to know who exactly you are,
but since you'll want to be anonymous, I'll respect that.
You are the first one who I've encountered with such problem.
But no worries I did some research and
YES THERE IS HELP!!
Let me elaborate.. .
Well you see, as our hands are prone to get slippery due to soap,
I have sth which prevents this.
Basically, I have come up with a special glove,
it is coated with hazel nut crumbs and a wee bit of pizai to give friction.
And WHALAAA, Bye-bye enlarging nose hole!
when you're done washing your face...
You can actually just pop that glove in your mouth and eat it!!
The glove is made up of rubbery strawberry and vanilla essence!
With a taste of strawberry, vanilla, pizais, and hazelnuts,
You'll keep wanting more!!
Thanks for writing in and sharing your problem with me.
Maybe out there you have help another just like you!

P.S About your enlarged nostrils, I'm sorry to hear,
but the only way out is to use a paper clip, those normal ones would do..
and clip it back into shape.

Lots of love,
Auntie Pam.

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The end of my prelims, HEHEHE
I caught Dark Knight yesterday
The joker is one crazy thing
but he's so cute
HAHAHA
We were late for the movie,
So we were like running up Lido Escalator,
And our uniforms are polkadoted,
so imagine a group of dots running towards you
..
.. ....
VIRUS.

Sooo I went out again, then I reached home around 12 plus.
The taxi uncle so cute.
He tell me now at that time no good to go out and play.
He say better make own popcorn and watch vcd at home...
.... ....
HAHAHA VCD.

yeh, I'm gonna meet zoey foo later to collect our shoes.
HEHEEHHE.
I'm probably gonna eat ... her up.
SOooOOo much to catch up
Missin' Her **'~~184~~'**
I can't wait to seeing you l8er Ba0b3ii!
MuaCkiiex! ♥
HAHAHAHAH

And Tmr I'd be meeting the rest too D:
OoOps I meant :D
(HAAHAAHA)

I slept alone yesterday,
My sister didn't come home..
cos she slept over..
I was so.. ....
sad & lonely.

I think opposite my block there's a malay wedding.
But I thought malay weddings are usually held on Sundays.
ahh nvm..
..... ......
ok I gotta go watch my movie now.
bye.

IS MY EYE MAKEUP THAT THICK???
SOMEBODY SAID MY MAKEUP ON MY EYES
SO THICK LIKE CHINESE OPERA PERFORMERS.
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHA
PLEASE TELLL ME.
The first one, it's the lighting that made it look whiter
.. ...
WHITE LIGHT?
(HA HA HA.. ..Throw igloo at me)

WITH

WITHOUT

2008-08-14T18:45:00.011+08:00

\m/($.$)
I've been having exams
and it ain't going well.

Oh I watched MEET DAVE online.
It's quite funny yeah.
I'm loading SPACE CHIMPS now.
HEEHEHHEEH.

Wenna helped me with my Chem andddd
... ...
WENNA YANG WEI NA
YOU FUCKING ROCKING MIE WORLD!
\m/(^^o)\m/
DOUBLE ROCKX SIGN FURR EUUU,
MUAHHHH!

I had POA today.
I wanted to crush the paper and eat it.

So yeh anyways,
After exam, since we took POA.
we waited for Nurul to finish her F&N

Then went off to PS.
So we were walking to the bus stop opp my school
Then on the chair....
We saw this ........

YES. IT'S 60 CENTS.
JUST NICE FOR ME TO TAKE BUS SINCE I LOST MY EZ-LINK CARD.
So we were like..
WHA FUCK 60 CENTS! CAN TAKE BUS!!

.....But.....

when we wanted to take it...
It was...
......
....
stuck...
......... .....
........
...... ......
.....

IT WAS FUCKING SUPER-GLUED ONTO THE CHAIR!

WHOEVER DID THIS...
........
I want a meet-n-greet session with you pls..
.......
.... because ....
..........

YOU ARE ONE MOTHER SMART PRANKSTER!!
HAHAHAHAHA!

wha hosei I gib you
...
.......
1 curry pup
....

ok.
I'm gonna read up abit on my Bio now.
Gonna watch Dark Knight tmr.
I know la nabei I velly slow
Goodbye.

2008-08-08T11:52:00.008+08:00

THEY ARE SO BLOODY MOTHER HOT

In response to my dear reader,

My nose a bit shitty.
i keep smelling a smelly smell.
I THINK ITS MY OWN PISAI EH,
ahhhhh, howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?!
HOW.
i dont wanna smell my pisai or the rest of my live....
D:
i need aunty pam angonie 2 help me 0n tis 0ne.
...

Hey Sweetie,
I saw your post and yes, It is a big issue.
You are probably going through a phase in life called
" Smelling smelly smells"
You probably think It's nothing..
But NO YOU ARE WRONG.
It is infact sth serious. It's an excess accumulation
of Pizais in your nostrilz.
And if this accumulates too much, It will block the air passage
and eventually, you die.
The only way you can cure this, is by putting a gel called" CUM"
Also known as Curious Unidentified Mucus.
I'm selling it at 500mg bottles at 3 dollars.
Apply this onto the sides of your nostrilz every night.
And it would emulsify the excess pizai.
and you would see
effects taking place in about 1 week.
Hope This Helps!! Cheers!

Love,
Auntie Pam.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok I didn't go to school.
Actually I tell you the truth.
I wanted to wear a I ♥ SINGAPORE Shirt to school.
and like what Jia told me,
They are selling at hang ten and bossini,
But I have not enough cash,
well that's life..
I earn only 30 cents for
every cup of bubble tea sold...
....... ......

OH YA YESTERDAY I TOLD
SITI I NOT COMING TO SCHOOL.
ACTUALLY I WANTED TO GIVE HER A
SURPRISE THIS MORNING
AND COME TO SKUL.
BUT.... .....
......... .....
I FORGOT TO TURN ON MY ALARM.
SORRIE. HAHAHA!

Maths is sooooooooo hard.. ..
like hard gays.
( HA--HA--HA.. So cold, throw penguin at me)
Ahhhhhhhh. why so difficult.
I don't know if I'm going out tonite ah.

And my mom is leaving for China on Sunday :'(
I damn sad,
my home will be 2 times quieter now..
Not that she nags..
but she makes me laugh :(
I think her tattoo not bad on her, HAHAHA.

Me: I also want to do leh
Mom: Do what design?
Me: A rice bag with the phoenix on it, you know the Golden phoenix rice brand.
Mom: you regret I won't pay for your laser hor.

I'll miss her so much.
AHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE.
Ok. I want to bathe. I stink bomb.
If I ever fart infront of you.
you blackout.
If I ever fart in your face.
you die.
Don't tempt me.
Good bye.

How much I miss holding you
Talking to you made me feel so close to you again
Where do I find another like you?
Please tell me.
Till now I'm not ashame to say that I still feel for you
I know you wouldn't want to meet me.
I dont know for what reason
I know I sound crazy..
but I wait for night, so I could sleep,
cos I'd be able to see you in my dreams.

2008-08-05T22:07:00.012+08:00

My prelims tmr leh.
How?
Eat pizai no help.
I cannot put anything in my head.

Didn't go tuu SkUl.
I went out with teranna and Chloe cat to study today
HAHAHA.
Went to Ikea first.
ate lunch.
SO MANY THINGS I LOVE IN IKEA.

Then off to SP Library.
I have no idea why they wanted to go there either.
But I didn't mind soooo.. yeh.
After that, went to Chloe Cat's house.
slacked there then Went home

Fucking took alot of pictures.
Here you go.

SP TOILET...
CHECK THE STICKERS BEHIND.
MICKEY MOUSE, BEAUTY& BEAST
....PIKACHU..
SEEMS LIKE THERE WAS A NURSERY INVASION
(HA - HA LAUGH NOW)

TERANNA SAY I LOOK LIKE 7 MONTH GHOST

I WAS BLOWING MY HAIR
THEN I DON'T KNOW WTF
THEY DOING HAHAHA

AT CHLOE'Z HOUSE

NOSTRILZZZZ. NAK PIZAI??

(MAT REP TONE.. ...)
ALA MAK KAU 7 MONTH GHOST SIAKz!!!

A PICTURE TO END THE DAY
WOOHOO \m/(--.)

CH3Ck Ya L8Er DuDEZx!
PE@cE oUT A-t0Wn.

2008-08-02T13:00:00.003+08:00

I HAVE NO-THING TO BLOG ABOUT
I THINK SHAKE IT BY METRO STATION GIVES ME MOOD.
CATCHY.
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO TODAY
I THINK I'M GNA TRIM MY TOE NAILS
AND.... EAT IT.

Yesterday I went to buy the Van Ice-cream
It's been so long since I saw that uncle
then he say now
I look like this ice-cream SPOONS
Big head small body
Not nice.
Then he ask me to buy more ice creams
HAHAHA (-_-)

Thennnn at night I took a walk in the park.
OK ONCE AGAIN..
I AM NOT CRAZY
I'm not exactly myself these few weeks.
SOoOOoOoo
I just wanted to take a walk alone
and take things off my mind
.... ......
Ok you must be thinking
what an emo fucker
.... .....
I saw many ahma and ahpeks.
MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE.
I love to talk to them
Though half of them would be speaking cheena,
I would then just reply 'Oh'

I HATE ASSHOLE BUS DRIVERS WHO DONT GIVE
ME BUS TICKET EVEN AFTER PAYING
55CENTS AND STILL DEMAND THAT I PAY ADULT
AMOUNT WHEN I AM IN
MY FUCKING SCHOOL UNIFORM
WHATS THAT FEW MORE CENTS TO THEM
HERE'S ONE OF THE MANY CONVOS

I put in 55cents.
BU: Ezlink card?
Me: LOST.
BU: Ezlink Where?
ME: I lost it uncle. In the bus.
BU: NO EZLINK CARD PAY ADULT.
Me: Uncle. I'm in my uniform. STUDENT.
BU: no ezlink cannot confirm.. sth sth sth...
Me: fuck la uncle. you think I purposely wear uniform so I can pay 55cents only.
BU: NO TICKET FOR YOU..NO. PAY ADULT.
Me: Knn cb.
I took a seat.
He stare at me with his evil face through the mirror.
HAHAHA

ok I need to eat lunch now
is damn hungry
I want to eat a dugong

2008-07-31T19:01:00.004+08:00

anyways, I haven't been blogging.
damn sian.
No body reads except for.... myself.
And my hamster died yesterday.
My Mom msged me in the morning:

"This is to inform you that
papa hamster(My Favourite hamster)
passed away peacefully at
7am this morning....
Any donations will be directed
to the Petir Foundation..
Strictly no wreaths pls.
Thank you."

She think she funny.
Wha fuck I damn sad.
I went to bury it downstairs my house
Outsiders are allowed to pay respects
....... .....

Eh stop it ar sia
.....
IM NOT CRAZY!

Got this ahpek see me holding this Fork thing
Which was meant for digging the soil..
He opened his eyes damn big.
prbably to him I look like I was gonna
kill someone cos I had the serious face (O.O)

Ok. SOooOoO.
I have been busy.
I don't know with what either.
And Zoey foo don't want me liao.
No more msgs like
"DAR DAR, WANT TO CON TONIGHT NOT"
I cry a longkang.

My prelims next week liiiiaaooooo.
I dont know what to do.

goodbye.

2008-07-26T00:11:00.003+08:00

THEY EAT ANUSES. BE CAREFUL.

MY FAVOURITE
ONLY 60 CENTS

WHa cheAp CHeAp MuST BUY!!

So I had oral.
I didn't know how to say CLASS. LEADERSHIP. HUMBLE
in chinese.
So. It all came out.
In english.

Then I went to CCK around 6.
Ate, went to arcade, ate then went home.
HehHEHAhaAhaha.
I love Silent Hill man.
I love to kill those Z0mbieZ.
Cos they got no eyeballZ.

I think.
I'll have nightmares tonight.

Go To greenpaperclips.blogspot.com Now To Vote!!
Vote For Z2!
JIAAA YouUUu Z2 !!!!(HAHAHA)
PUKI SQUARE KAU Z1 EAT MY ANUS!!(HAHAHA)

Ok I need to sleep Now.
GooDNigGHt dArr DaRRX.
LuRRvE 184.

2008-07-24T20:59:00.003+08:00

We were once just Palz.. ...
But now... ...
We Are THE Z-PALZ.

MY CHINESE ORAL IS TOMORROW
WHA I DAMN SCARED
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS GOOD PUKI CHINESE,
CAN I CUT MY FACE AND PUT IT ON YOURS FOR JUST 10 MINS
PRETTY PEACH
SUN OF A BEACH, I BEG YOU

In Maths,
We were using my calculator as a 3G phone
With didi farah and teranna
Ahahaha
My teacher was probably wondering why we
were putting the calculator on our ears,
Or holding onto it & talking to it

I said lanjiao to her
Then she look at me,
Oh how beautiful she looked at that angle
Her not so smooth succulent skin
Her hair so frizzy, and with the bed look.
Wha I wanted to just smell her hair infested with fleas
HAAHAHAHA
No la she's very nice la
I love that old woman

OK I'm not going to school tmr,
But I'm going at 1 for Orals.
Yeh, so probably in the morning
I'll go to Chloe Cat's house :D
Hehehe

Ok I want to go eat chocolate to make myself happy
HahehAhahEhahe.
bye.

2008-07-22T20:54:00.003+08:00

I JUST REACHED HOME
I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN
HAHAHAHA
I GOT NOTHING TO BLOG ABOUT

OH I SHOW YOU SOMETHING
IT'S A PICTURE... ....
OF....... ....
MY..
BALLZ..... ....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
HEHEHEHE OK I'M LYING

I MADE SOME CHANGES ON MY SISTER'S
HANDPHONE COS THE PICTURES NOT NICE

MY SISTER'S PHONE

FORM THIS WALLPAPER
.. ...
TO....
.... ...
THIS...

FROM THIS SCREEN SAVER
....
TO...
......
THIS....

I AM FALLING SICK 0.0
I HATE GETTING SICK
I NEED TO.. ..
DO SOMETHING...
BUT I FORGOT WHAT.
OK GOODYE

2008-07-19T10:45:00.004+08:00

The prettiest malay girl I've met

It feels so good to dream
that I was right by your side
to be able to hug you.
to laugh with you
I never wanted to let you go again
When I woke up, My eyes were wet
I felt so lost again, I knew it was only the past
I really cannot let you go, really I can't.
till now I still think of you, all the time

I'm going to Jia's house to study.
Hehe.
Cos she's not feeling well,
Poor GaLxZX,
I'm going to sayang her with my feet later.
ok. today I'm gonna use a Zebra bag,
hehehehe.
I am cashless
I want money
Money now.... ....
gimme some money boleh tak?...
... ....... .....
I don't care, gimme money.

I HATE GIRLS WITH HAIRY ARMPIT HAIR
DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SHAVE
GO SHAVE PLUCK BURN IT
I DONT CARE JUST GET IT OFF YOUR PITZ
Ok Sorry.
Something triggered a horrendous memory
When I was sec 2.
I was in the bus. sitting down,
and. My eyes had to turn to this girl.
who lifted her hand. to hold the handle.
AND WTF I WANTED TO EAT UP MY EYEBALLZ.
It was like hairier than My dads'
What more we were on highway.
Sooo, her arm was lifted... ....
.... ..... all the way.

Ok I want to go bathe now
I smell like my bed.
Goodbye.

2008-07-17T16:26:00.004+08:00

ExplOSiOn

I am angry
Very very angry
I want to kill 4 billion cows now
I want to shave off everyone's hair

I WANT TO FLICK PIZAI AT THE CAB DRIVER

Me: Hi uncle
Old Hamsum Uncle: hi Go where?
Me: Bukit pangjang Petir Road
OHU: Mmm Ok can
Me: Thanks Uncle
OHU: you Malay ar?
Me: Noo la, I'm pure Chinese
OHU: Ha ha really? you look like malay leh girl..

I WILL SMASH THE NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS I LOOK LIKE A MALAY

Anyways, I never going sKul TuudAy.
I'm not going tomorrow too,
Cos there's Racial harmony, Hehe

"EVERYDAY I THINK OF YOU,
MY HEARTBEAT FLUCTUATES AT YOUR SIGHT,
YOU'RE ALWAYS IN ME,
I HOPE THAT... ..
YOU WOULD STAY.... ...
A POTATO FOREVER "
knn Sokjun I will hunt you down like a deer
skin you alive,
and eat your flesh, RAW.

ok I want to Study,
Hehehehe.
But First,
I wanna go play Trauma center On Wii.
Hehehehe
Ok byebye.

2008-07-15T17:20:00.001+08:00

I'll do everything to change what's now.
I miss ahti so much, I still feel so much in me.
I wished he knew,
It's been pretty lonely.

Ok I got to make this post faSt cos I need to take a shit.
HAHAHA.
Ok, So TOday I went to CorOnation with Teranna & Siti.
Finally ate my laksa,
Wha SHiOkalitity babe.

THen I went for my Apptmt.
THe moment I opened the door of the clinic,
I COULD SMELLL ........
......... ........
.........
DURIANS.
HAHAHA.

So they look at me and laughed,
" Doctor not here, So we eat durians, Want sOme?"
Yeh, they're under my T0p list of CuteGaLxz Too,
Hehehehe.

Then later I cabbed home,
Cos, it was raining... ...
Ok sorry I'm, lying.
it wasn't raining.
I was very sleepy ok.

I'M GOING TO DONATE BLOOD WITH SITI ONE DAY.
HAHAHA, HONESTLY, I WILL,
TRUSTING ME,
PUT YOUR TRUST ON ME,
I CAN MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.

My teacher say to achieve we must study,
sUmbodY help me study please?
I gib you kUngfu panda PlayIng cards.

ok time for potty, Hehe.
GOODBYE.
I love Siti.

2008-07-12T23:59:00.002+08:00

I know I haven't been updating.
been really busy,
Eating some pizais so my dreams will cOm true.
Wha Shit I think I'm gross.
Ok.

Anyways, I didn't go to school On Friday.
I Called school.

Me: ya Hi, I'm pamela Ho from 4/9
Miss Rani: Ya hiiii, miss Rani heree la
Me: Ohhh haha I just wanna report I'm not coming to school
Miss Rani: Ohhhhh, Pamelaaa, Why,
eh weather very nice today hor dont want come school
Me: no la, I got appointment la, hahaha
Miss Rani: Ohh going out ar, call me join la haha

ShE Is under My ToP list Of cUte GalXxZ.
HAHAHAHA.

SoOOooOoo Caught The Strangers, And Hancock.
Fucking don't watch The Strangers,
I'd rather you watch me SOot Sum CUm.
Hancock's quite good, I Love Will Smith,
Hottie hot hottie yeh.
I reached home late lorrrrr then
My mother thinking I going out with mat reps.
._. dont Fo0ling with me.

Anyways, Met Jia today.
I am a cAb-ster I keep cabbing.
even when I am already broke.
WHY.
WHY.
WHY.
I get so tempted to air My armpits and flag f0r a cab
I confessed my feelings to SUmONE
but I g0t RejEcted (HAHAHAHA)
I cry myself a LongKang.

SoOoOoOo,
Talk cock, eat cock, spit cock.

Thennnnnn I went to Kallang leisure,
had dinner with my family.
I is a tired fool.
I was just standing there waiting, ThEn someone smiled at me,
SO I smiled back.
THEN.
He winked at me O.O_l_
I'M SCARED OF PEOPLE WHO WINK AT ME.
DON'T WINK AT ME I WILL FLICK PIZAIS ON YOU.

K GOODNIGHT I M TYRE(tired)

2008-07-06T15:24:00.003+08:00

Went Tuu SU JiaJia's house,
Watched Body 19.
The Ghost got big breast,
I damn jealous leh

Foo's Mama came to pick us up,
So when we turned into the little lanes to make an U-turn,
I SAW.... ..... I SAWWW
MANY HOT/SECKSY CHIX.
I WANNA WEE-O-WEET THEM
AND PICK THEM UP AND SOOT SOOT CUM

I have many photos
Too many,
SoooOooOoOOoOoo,
I'm not gonna upload them
.. ...
..... ...
No I'm just kidding!
Heheheehe ._.

THE PICTURES NO MAKE UP LA OK.
GET READY TO ENTER THE WORLD OF POTATO GAL.
AND WE ANGLED THE CAM
SO CANNOT REALLY SEE THE POTATOLES

Firstly to start with my sexy nostrils

Next, My lovabLe GalZx

\m/

\m/ \m/

LIMPEH NOT HAPPY LIAO

FOO SMILE AND FOO HAIR

LOoOok At my DistoRted HanD

Center Parting,
FOO'S FACE NO CHANGE HAHA

SEE MY SWOLLEN FACE
I IS THE POTATOLE GAL

STEAMED FOO

PISAI GAL

I WAS ANGRY COS JIA KEPT CLICKING & CLICKING WHEN I'M NOT READY

SHE WEAR PUSH UP ONE, DON'T BE DECEIVED HAHA, JOkiNGG NiAAzX

SEDUCTIVE FACE SECKSY NOT!

SEMI-TWINS.. ....WHo Dont LOok AliKe

I AM TAK-HALAL..
................
DONT LAUGH AT ME (-..-)

THE BEAUTIES.. ....

& THE BEASTS.... ....

YOU CAN KOLLL ME XiIIAo LOllIIeE! (^_^)V

INDIE ROCK

LUV' EM JIN JUAY

GOOD BYE PENPALZ,
I SHALL UPDATE TOMORROW

2008-07-06T00:23:00.006+08:00

Damn Hot/Pretty Galz

I got 95 pictures to upload,
Shall Do it or Update about today tmr.

I really really really hope Titi can make it tmr.
CrOSS My FingERS, Hehe

2008-07-05T13:28:00.003+08:00

Went to TCC yesterday at the AirpOrk.
I was still in my uni.
I felt damn dirty, like sticky and disgusTinK.
And I went home Late, What more in my Uni.
UsuAlly When I see Students In
their Uni At such late hour,
I Would think to Myself
"NaBEi Go home and bathE la"
SooOo I said That to mySelf yesterday.

Yeh, Then I went to 205 For While, HeHE.
I love the AhpeK man, SO cute,
I talk to him For AwhiLe,
He OffEr Me BUtTS.
HAHAHA.
BuT Im not A KuL CAt, I Dont SmokE.

THANKS PZ AND CHLOE CAT.
IF YOU EVER READ THIS.
I REALLY WANNA THANK YOU FOR COMFORTINKK
ME WHEN I BROKE DOWN YESTERDAY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO BRING YOU GUYZ DOWN,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T HELP BUT LET IT OUT.
I LOVE YOU GUYZ, NOT ONLY JUST BECAUSE OF THIS.
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU GUYZ EVEN BEFORE
HEHEHE, MUAHHHH! ;D

Okokok,
I need to go get ready already
Cos I is going to Jia's House to watch BODY 19
Hehehe Hahaha
ButI have to bus there and pass The BangLa Territory.
Wha I very scared my BallZ shiver.
Cos, when I was In their territory,
THey kept staring, and Wink Wink at Me.
I'M SCARED OF PEOPLE WHO WINK AT ME.
DONT WINK AT ME!